Number 10:
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9:
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8:
Men have two emotions: Hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich.
Number 7:
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6:
Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5:
Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4:
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3:
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30?
Number 2:
In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And the Number 1 thought for 2010:
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9:
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8:
Men have two emotions: Hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich.
Number 7:
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6:
Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5:
Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4:
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3:
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30?
Number 2:
In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And the Number 1 thought for 2010:
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
Crazy Dream
I knew in an instant, you were the one
I met many, but like you, there were none.
And as my heart danced with glee,
I knew you were the one for me.
Your every smile illuminates my room
like the essence of Spring in full bloom.
Each time you walk thru my door
I swear, I fly six inches off the floor!
All the time we share together
I know that we could last forever.
I am delighted to think your love is true
and that as we grow older, our love will too.
And then something happened,
my dream fell apart
and all I had left was an aching heart.
You seemed content
How could this be
you seemed perfect, the one for me.
I ponder and wonder what could it be,
what happened to us, what happened to me?
And finally I sit up and am happy to see
that you are here, alongside of me!
So I shall sit and smile and eat ice cream
because it was just a crazy dream.
Taken from the book "Awakening Love"
Written by Yolanda Pacheco Garcia
www.victoryp.com
