Laughter Prolongs Your Life

"The Most Wasted Day of All is the One in Which We have not Laughed"

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A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards....you need :
A Heart to love him,

A Diamond to marry him,

A Club to hit him over the head to wake up,

A Spade to bury the bastard.

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Succulent
Written By Yolanda Pacheco Garcia

 


Succulent pleasure what a delight,
Long and hard, could last all night.
Tongue is excited when it starts to feel,
The look alone, has much appeal.

Slightly dark and very strong,
With this inside one can't go wrong.
Perfect texture, rich creamy taste,
Taking it slow, not a drop to waste.

Licking long, oh, what a treat!


Chocolate Ice Cream bars are good to eat!

Body Image

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and

wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my posterior in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!
Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!

Losing Gravity

Exuberant senses had been awakened

Skyrockets exploding in the galaxy of love

Voyages to unexplored territories

and excitement of undoubting pleasure

And then

My sense of belonging lost its gravity

Through muddled territory unbeknownst to me

Emotions swirling down beyond the vast sea

As I drowned in the tears of my sadness.

(However, I grab a carton of ice cream and start to feel better)

Written by Yolanda Pacheco Garcia

http://www.victoryp.com/

How to Travel Successfully With a Partner

 5 Easy Tips on

 How to Have a Successful Vacation Together:

(with the "friend" or new relationship)

1-Pick a destination that you will both enjoy; that will cater to both your  interests.

2-Make sure you really like each other, that you are compatible and enjoy each other's  company

3-Remember that the journey is more important than the destination-being together is  what counts.       Speak up if you have concerns, without judging, nagging or blaming your sweetie.

4-Keep your cool, be flexible and keep a positive attitude when something goes wrong.

    and last but not least

5-Be on the same page. Communicate with each other about what you want in the relationship.

Talk about expectations.  Is it a fun romance with no strings attached, or are you both looking for a long-term love that lasts?

Loving Journey

Imprisoned by desires and distance we know

I think of you where ever I go.

Your face is a dream that lights up my soul,

your words are my fire that make me glow.

Take my hand and body too,

for I shall spend the whole night with you.

Scaling heights of newfound pleasure,

caressing and loving, what a wonderful treasure.

We shall drink eternal bliss

and welcome love's exquisite kiss.

You are a song within my heart,

love's melody shall never part.

In this dream hand in hand we will go

for our love to the world, we will show.

Feelings and hearts, will be set free,

as we partake in this loving journey.

Written by Yolanda P Garcia     

http://www.victoryp.com/

Emotions

Emotions are like roots of a tree

They lie deep within you and me.

I would love to watch them grow

and get entangled.