Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Laughter Prolongs Your Life

"The Most Wasted Day of All is the One in Which We have not Laughed"


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A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards....you need :
A Heart to love him,

A Diamond to marry him,

A Club to hit him over the head to wake up,

A Spade to bury the bastard.

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Succulent
Written By Yolanda Pacheco Garcia

 


Succulent pleasure what a delight,
Long and hard, could last all night.
Tongue is excited when it starts to feel,
The look alone, has much appeal.

Slightly dark and very strong,
With this inside one can't go wrong.
Perfect texture, rich creamy taste,
Taking it slow, not a drop to waste.

Licking long, oh, what a treat!


Chocolate Ice Cream bars are good to eat!